Scientifc Thinking

I have decided to become a scientist. No, not a mad one...just a little in the left field area.

My experiments are going to be performed on humans. Never fear, human rights activists have nothing on me. Do you want to know why?

Since you are still reading, I take that as a "yes." 1) The people that I am experimenting on do not know that it is happening (if all goes well, will never know). That might not actually help my defense, but I think it is valid. 2) I am experimenting on myself as well. Therefore, my experiment is not cruel (it can't be cruel if no one even knows it is happening and doesn't really affect anyone) nor unusual (because it is happening to me as well as the other members of the test group...not to mention, what I am testing happens all the time in real life).

You must be dying to know what I am experimenting on; alas, it is classified. My FHE brother commented on how a lot of things I do are classified. Yes...yes, they are. But it is only for the benefit of others. I really don't want to have to kill any of you, but a secret must be kept secret.

Warning: my science has an emphasis in Sociology- no one is safe from my experiments.