Friday, January 28, 2011

What is that smell?

One of the worst smells in the world is raw chicken. It's just nasty.

I love chicken, hate it's smell.

One of the best creations in the world- garbage disposals. They are just wonderful.

Peeling potatoes. no worries, down they go.

Left over food you would rather not touch- turn on the water, rinse it out, disposal does the rest.

Wonderful, truly wonderful.

That said--Never put raw chicken skin down the garbage disposal...it doesn't dispose.

Instead, the chicken skin just goes for a ride around the blades.

"WHEEEEEEE! I love this ride. I'm never getting off! Even when I am old and stinky! NEVER!"

Word from the wise- unless you want the gentle smell of decomposing chicken wafting from your sink, don't put it down your disposal.

It's not like I've done it...multiple times...or anything.

P.S. Wise people are just stupid people who learn from their mistakes...eventually

Cooking and cleaning

I love cooking. I hate cleaning dishes.

You can see where I might run into a few problems.

I have decided that the only way for me to pursue my love of cooking and not have to clean anything is to open a restaurant. That way I will be able to cook and then I can pay someone to clean the kitchen.

Problem solved.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Almost a year...

It's been almost a year since my last post, and no, nothing really special has happened.

I definitely didn't get proposed to in the EPCOT parking lot.

Nor did I get married in the Orlando Temple.

And, since those things did not happen, I did not have to move to married housing. I am most certainly not loving having a home of my own with my awesome husband.

And, I also did not stay in Rexburg with an internship while my husband goes to school, and I do not look up articles and call places and read books for my mentor.

Nope. Nu-huh. None of that has happened. The year just went by slowly and uneventfully.

Thank goodness, I don't know if I could have handled all those changes.